Hillary Clinton Won and Now It's Time To Suck It Up and Vote for Her

Has it come to this? It has come to this.

I don't like Hillary Clinton. You don't like Hillary Clinton. Bernie and his bros don't like Hillary Clinton. I'm pretty sure even Bill doesn't like Hillary Clinton all that much.

Nobody likes Hillary Clinton.

But she won the Democratic nomination. If you need proof, here's the proof:

Painful, I know. I'll give you a few minutes to let the horror sink in.

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Now that we're all disgusted with all things politics, it's time to get over it. There's only one choice for President this year, and it's Hillary. We basically HAVE to vote for Hillary.

Why?

Because the alternative is this guy:

Who is that guy?

He's a birther, he's anti-vax, he's pro-punishing women who get abortions, he's either a racist or too damn stupid to know what he's saying is completely racist, he's a liar on a level that Hillary could only dream of achieving, and he's a complete lunatic.

And he can't be president.

Not of this country. Not of my country. Not of any country.

He's a guy who stands for nothing. His policies change depending on who he's talking to. His only real consistent talking point is questioning the integrity of anyone who dares speak up against him.

He's not a bully, he's a jackass.

Clinton is a lot of things, but she's not a moron. At least we know where she stands, and we know she's intelligent enough to not fall under the spell of conspiracy touting tin-foil hat wearing imbeciles like Alex Jones.

So suck it up people. Go to the polls in November. Hold your nose. Vote for Hillary.