Does This Thing Still Work?

The Donald likes this picture because his hand almost looks like a normal sized hand.

Look, if Donald Trump can be President simply because his name looks good on a casino that's probably bankrupt, then I can update this ridiculously named blog every once in a while.

The country is going to shit and it's 100% Joe Biden's fault. Now I'm stuck with a choice between a crazy (probably) racist with small hands, a negligent email user under FBI investigation, a socialist old man who doesn't understand economics, and some random guy named Gary Johnson.

As of right now, the small hands guy is leading most polls, which is why Vladimir Putin is currently walking around with a raging Gary Johnson in his pants.

And worst of all, Sasha Banks is probably injured and Tom Brady is probably suspended.

But on the bright side, the Boston Red Sox are officially a wagon.  By my unofficial count, they're on pace to score 5,000 runs this season.  Jackie Bradley Jr. has morphed into a faster, more powerful Ted Williams somehow.  Xander Bogaerts is good for 2 hits a night. Mookie is a 30 HR, 100 RBI lead-off hitter. And Big Papi is somehow better than he's ever been.  Literally.

The Red Sox haven't been this exciting offensively since 2003.

So, here's the deal.  If politics, Boston sports, professional wrestling, and MMA annoys you, it's probably best that you just ignore this place until I get sick of writing again and it disappears from the Internet.

Also, if you like the Kevan Miller contract extension, we can't be friends.

In closing, I'm pretty drunk right now, so there's a decent chance I forget this thing exists again tomorrow. Someone please remind me on Twitter.

Also, please tell John Dennis to stop stalking me.