Remembering The Greatest (fictional) President In United States History

This is how a President gets Congress to pass his shit.

Since it's become apparent that Bernie Sanders is going to destroy Hillary Clinton before Donald Trump even gets the chance, I've been trying to wrap my head around the idea of President Donald Trump.

That's right, I'm now completely convinced that The Donald is going to be President. 

(Thanks Bernie! You're the best! Liberal hero!)

(Jackass.)

You know, the guy who:

• Brought up the size of his junk during a Presidential debate, even though we all know he's lying. (We can see your hands, Donald. They're tiny. We all know. Just stop.)
• Doesn't understand why Obama calls them "ISIL" and not "ISIS" but definitely has the best plan to destroy them.
• Thinks the President of the United States has the power to tell OPEC that, and I quote "you're not going to raise that fucking price" of oil. (Wonder why Obama never thought of that? Weak!)
• Is one of those anti-vax truther morons.
• Is one of those birther morons.
• Had this happen to him:

But hey, he thinks Tom Brady is innocent, so he has my vote. 

Anyway, to get you ready for the Trump Administration, let's take the next 3 minutes to enjoy the greatest State of the Union address in (fictional) United States history.